Xinhotbamquimbagnell is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking hare.

Xinhotbamquimbagnell created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Xinhotbamquimbagnell, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinhotbamquimbagnell, she will not care at all.

Xinhotbamquimbagnell's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Xinhotbamquimbagnell's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. You must pray to Xinhotbamquimbagnell nine times a day.