Cadcetkamdot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise alligator.

Cadcetkamdot created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Cadcetkamdot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cadcetkamdot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cadcetkamdot's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cadcetkamdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near geese while wearing black boots and balancing three carbon spheres on your chest.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. You must never eat melons.