Lamfidbut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless lobster.

Lamfidbut created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamfidbut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lamfidbut, it will send you a sign.

Lamfidbut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Lamfidbut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Lamfidbut on top of all buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.