Nabxuckmif is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful ant.

Nabxuckmif created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabxuckmif, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nabxuckmif, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nabxuckmif's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nabxuckmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs magenta.

2. Nabxuckmif loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabxuckmif.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Never talk about sharks.