Nabxuckmif is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful
ant.
Nabxuckmif created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nabxuckmif, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Nabxuckmif, he will turn you into a hamster.
Nabxuckmif's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Nabxuckmif's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your legs magenta.
2. Nabxuckmif loves foxes, so they must be honoured.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabxuckmif.
4. You must never eat spinach.
5. Never talk about sharks.