Fontaglad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish owl.

Fontaglad created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fontaglad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fontaglad, he will turn you into a plant.

Fontaglad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fontaglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head blue.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never eat oranges.
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