Fosshamgub is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, strong
gerbil.
Fosshamgub created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fosshamgub, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fosshamgub, she will destroy your home solar system.
Fosshamgub's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Fosshamgub's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.
2. Never chant near voles.
3. Never think about optics near shrews while wearing gray kilts and balancing four silicon spheres on your feet.
4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
5. Never skip in the presence of birds.