Migpodnul Kikcapwab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unselfish dingo.

Migpodnul Kikcapwab created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Migpodnul Kikcapwab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Migpodnul Kikcapwab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Migpodnul Kikcapwab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Migpodnul Kikcapwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Migpodnul Kikcapwab.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Migpodnul Kikcapwab.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.