Yikzigpom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, vain hedgehog.

Yikzigpom created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikzigpom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yikzigpom, it will turn you into a rat.

Yikzigpom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yikzigpom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Yikzigpom loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
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