Bopcantit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring raven.

Bopcantit created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcantit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bopcantit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bopcantit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bopcantit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bopcantit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.