Farlistfum Zagvonbem is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking elephant.

Farlistfum Zagvonbem created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farlistfum Zagvonbem, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Farlistfum Zagvonbem, it will curse you with boils.

Farlistfum Zagvonbem's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Farlistfum Zagvonbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of beans to moths while wearing black scarves.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Farlistfum Zagvonbem loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.