Wanarpmot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless snake.

Wanarpmot created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Wanarpmot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wanarpmot, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wanarpmot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wanarpmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Wanarpmot must be the most important thing in your life.