Gildidbestdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane swallow.

Gildidbestdoss created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gildidbestdoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gildidbestdoss, she will turn you into a duck.

Gildidbestdoss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gildidbestdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat green fruit.