Wannurtbon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish hare.

Wannurtbon created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wannurtbon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wannurtbon, it will turn you into a tree.

Wannurtbon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wannurtbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of turtles.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Do not keep six birds in a large pit.