Didhakgilbep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful faun.

Didhakgilbep created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didhakgilbep, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Didhakgilbep, he will turn you into a dog.

Didhakgilbep's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Didhakgilbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet boots.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from fawn swans for they are unholy.