Didhakgilbep is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, resourceful
faun.
Didhakgilbep created vertebrates nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Didhakgilbep, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Didhakgilbep, he will turn you into a dog.
Didhakgilbep's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Didhakgilbep's Holy Commandments1. Never wear violet boots.
2. Never talk about photosynthesis.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Hide from fawn swans for they are unholy.