Davbossdin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate human.

Davbossdin created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbossdin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Davbossdin, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Davbossdin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Davbossdin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red snakes for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.