Davbossdin is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate
human.
Davbossdin created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Davbossdin, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Davbossdin, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Davbossdin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Davbossdin's Holy Commandments1. Hide from red snakes for they are unholy.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never go into pink rooms.
5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.