Dabgenvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong fly.

Dabgenvonk created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgenvonk, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabgenvonk, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dabgenvonk's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dabgenvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabgenvonk.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never think about optics near horses while wearing mauve boots and balancing three iron spheres on your legs.