Gabrawgen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate rat.

Gabrawgen created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gabrawgen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gabrawgen, he will turn you into a slug.

Gabrawgen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gabrawgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.