Sadbinyam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous chinchilla.

Sadbinyam created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbinyam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sadbinyam, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sadbinyam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sadbinyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about ducks.
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