Zogbassin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous swan.

Zogbassin created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogbassin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogbassin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zogbassin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zogbassin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Run away from red porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.