Gomfutragbud Hen Within is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent centipede.

Gomfutragbud Hen Within created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomfutragbud Hen Within, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gomfutragbud Hen Within, it will strike you with lightening.

Gomfutragbud Hen Within's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gomfutragbud Hen Within's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gomfutragbud Hen Within first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Do not wear green clothing.