Quamnibjen is a god.
She takes the form of a small, idiotic
sheep.
Quamnibjen created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quamnibjen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Quamnibjen, she will not care.
Quamnibjen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Quamnibjen's Holy Commandments1. Do not sing in public.
2. Never mention goats.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.
4. Do not keep five ants in a large pit.
5. Never wear corsets.