Stigtitdid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering cobra.

Stigtitdid created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigtitdid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stigtitdid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stigtitdid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Stigtitdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Stigtitdid in the centre of the settlement.