Habtonksat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced lion.

Habtonksat created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habtonksat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Habtonksat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Habtonksat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Habtonksat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Habtonksat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.