Timpidtad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fast troll.

Timpidtad created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Timpidtad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Timpidtad, he will turn you into a frog.

Timpidtad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Timpidtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Timpidtad loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Timpidtad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timpidtad.