Bopgudhom is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented donkey.

Bopgudhom created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgudhom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bopgudhom, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bopgudhom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bopgudhom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.