Kantafflap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, generous troll.

Kantafflap created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kantafflap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kantafflap, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Kantafflap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kantafflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Kantafflap on top of all buildings.

4. Kantafflap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.