Madfadwotmatlipfadzimmin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving snake.

Madfadwotmatlipfadzimmin created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madfadwotmatlipfadzimmin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Madfadwotmatlipfadzimmin, he will turn you into a rock.

Madfadwotmatlipfadzimmin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Madfadwotmatlipfadzimmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Never hop in the presence of goats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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