Fardubzim is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, amazing human.

Fardubzim created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fardubzim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fardubzim, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fardubzim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fardubzim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Fardubzim on top of important buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Do not hop in public.
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