Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, competent
butterfly
.
Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig
created an atom nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig
, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig
, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig's
most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig's Holy Commandments
1. Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig.
4. Never talk about photosynthesis.
5. Never write about amino acids.
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