Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, competent butterfly.

Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig's Holy Commandments

1. Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getrandid Funstigsidmit Pidsabhabstig.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never write about amino acids.