Limjarnjab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless rhinoceros.

Limjarnjab created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limjarnjab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limjarnjab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Limjarnjab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Limjarnjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. You must love Limjarnjab.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.