Bidcidsas is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish
owl.
Bidcidsas created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bidcidsas, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Bidcidsas, she will destroy your home planet.
Bidcidsas' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Bidcidsas' Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Always help sick seals.
3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
4. Do not kill frogs.
5. Never think about chromosomes.