Bidcidsas is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish owl.

Bidcidsas created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidcidsas, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bidcidsas, she will destroy your home planet.

Bidcidsas' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bidcidsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Never think about chromosomes.