Gunmannul is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage duck.

Gunmannul created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Gunmannul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gunmannul, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gunmannul's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gunmannul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gunmannul in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near cats while wearing blue coats.