Linhadjin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, resourceful hare.

Linhadjin created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linhadjin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Linhadjin, it will think nothing of it.

Linhadjin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Linhadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Linhadjin on top of all buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Put Linhadjin first in all things.