Danbegbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, effective hare.

Danbegbog created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Danbegbog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danbegbog, he will not care.

Danbegbog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Danbegbog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.