Danbegbog is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, effective
hare.
Danbegbog created humankind four million years ago.
If you believe in
Danbegbog, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Danbegbog, he will not care.
Danbegbog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Danbegbog's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.