Rapgamhen is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered goat.

Rapgamhen created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Rapgamhen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rapgamhen, he will turn you into a puffin.

Rapgamhen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rapgamhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must love Rapgamhen.

3. Run away if four hamsters approach from the east.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Rapgamhen loves birds, so they must be honoured.