Jipkardad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, effective mouse.

Jipkardad created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipkardad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jipkardad, he will turn you into a rock.

Jipkardad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jipkardad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.