Sugsogfig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive gnu.

Sugsogfig created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugsogfig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sugsogfig, she will curse you with boils.

Sugsogfig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sugsogfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Do not kill gulls.