Stipsismis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing walrus.

Stipsismis created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipsismis, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipsismis, it will send minions to preach to you.

Stipsismis' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stipsismis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Put Stipsismis first in all things.

5. Never pour water over plants.