Sogbattail is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, self-assured
hippopotamus.
Sogbattail created humankind five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sogbattail, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Sogbattail, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Sogbattail's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Sogbattail's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Always look after injured squirrels.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never paint your head black.
5. Never think about thermodynamics.