Sawhapquam is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying
yak.
Sawhapquam created tapeworms seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Sawhapquam, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Sawhapquam, he will remove you from existence.
Sawhapquam's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Sawhapquam's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never jump in holy places.
3. Never look at stars.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
5. Never write about nebulae.