Omincetraw is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable jackal.

Omincetraw created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Omincetraw, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Omincetraw, she will manifest in front of you.

Omincetraw's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Omincetraw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Omincetraw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Never think about spacetime near mites while wearing black coats and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about fire.