Hignildog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, conceited dragon.

Hignildog created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hignildog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hignildog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hignildog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hignildog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing fawn trousers and balancing five titanium spheres on your legs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Do not eat figs.