Rawlarpleg Gunrennartbag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unjust otter.

Rawlarpleg Gunrennartbag created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawlarpleg Gunrennartbag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawlarpleg Gunrennartbag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rawlarpleg Gunrennartbag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rawlarpleg Gunrennartbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near sharks while wearing violet shirts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about nebulae.