Dadmitfuncam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing bee.

Dadmitfuncam created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadmitfuncam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadmitfuncam, she will ignore you.

Dadmitfuncam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dadmitfuncam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dadmitfuncam.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing magenta tights and balancing six tin spheres on your back.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing green coats and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.