Citbatfub Wotcuntab is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, effective
frog.
Citbatfub Wotcuntab created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Citbatfub Wotcuntab, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Citbatfub Wotcuntab, he will turn you into a rock.
Citbatfub Wotcuntab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Citbatfub Wotcuntab's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your head mauve.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never hop in holy places.
5. Never eat green fruit.