Citbatfub Wotcuntab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective frog.

Citbatfub Wotcuntab created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citbatfub Wotcuntab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citbatfub Wotcuntab, he will turn you into a rock.

Citbatfub Wotcuntab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Citbatfub Wotcuntab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head mauve.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.