Gomlamladdun is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, vain
rat.
Gomlamladdun created the universe six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gomlamladdun, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gomlamladdun, it will turn you into a puffin.
Gomlamladdun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Gomlamladdun's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.
3. Do not take Gomlamladdun's name in vain.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never feed pineapples to porpoises while wearing black kilts.