Tipguthit Gummadnakgamgonneg is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonourable giraffe.

Tipguthit Gummadnakgamgonneg created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipguthit Gummadnakgamgonneg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tipguthit Gummadnakgamgonneg, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tipguthit Gummadnakgamgonneg's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tipguthit Gummadnakgamgonneg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not take Tipguthit Gummadnakgamgonneg's name in vain.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.