Dinhapfat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking penguin.

Dinhapfat created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Dinhapfat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dinhapfat, he will turn you into a tree.

Dinhapfat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dinhapfat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Dinhapfat on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.