Gumhubtailmap is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, clever
lobster.
Gumhubtailmap created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gumhubtailmap, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Gumhubtailmap, he will turn you into a sheep.
Gumhubtailmap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Gumhubtailmap's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
2. Gumhubtailmap loves otters, so they must be respected.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gumhubtailmap.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.