Yarptipflab Gigcibben Vabnellnur is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever bird.

Yarptipflab Gigcibben Vabnellnur created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarptipflab Gigcibben Vabnellnur, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarptipflab Gigcibben Vabnellnur, she will torture you forever.

Yarptipflab Gigcibben Vabnellnur's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yarptipflab Gigcibben Vabnellnur's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never paint your head fawn.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Put Yarptipflab Gigcibben Vabnellnur first in all things.